Tivo Executive A: You know what? Tivo really doesn't get enough attention. I just punched us into Google and we've only got a little over 40 million hits and there's only a thousand or so stories that mention us today in Google News. This makes me nervous.Tivo Executive B: You're right. We need to think of something to get back into the minds of the masses. There's just not enough people hawking our product not to mention, not enough high profile celebrities using it or giving us random quotes about its greatness.
Tivo Executive A: Yes, but what could we possibly do to top the Tivo Ambassador contest people went crazy over. That was pure genius. There's still like 100,000 pages referencing it to this day.
Tivo Executive B: Whatever we do, we've got to get people to stop talking about the Series 3 for a while. People need to give it a rest. It's coming! Sheesh!
Tivo Executive A: No doubt. This is going to be tough. Tivo's already a perfect product. I mean it's been branded in the collective minds of the general public. It's entered the world's lexicon. What product to achieve this feat isn't considered perfect? Have you ever had a faulty Kleenex? Ever not found something you Googled?
Tivo Executive B: What about the Xerox machine down the hall that's always jammed?
Tivo Executive A: Oh yeah. I forgot.
Tivo Executive B: Anyhow, we need something absolutely mind numbing. Something that's going to turn the PVR market on its side. Something revolutionary. It's coming to me Tivo Executive A. I'm seeing high top fades, rap music, mediocre acting. Oh la, Oh la, Ay. I've got it! Someone call Kid N Play! Let's have a House Party!
Tivo Executive A: You're amazing! How do you come up with this stuff? The people are going to love it. I'm estimating 50,000 pages referencing it by December, easy.
